CLAM CHOWDER CUNTS
"I don’t recognise you. Remember that? Right at the beginning. That’s the only part that could hold some truth."
What are you meant to do when your ex-situationship is moving to France to make his own cheese? Your grown up apartment is covered in red wine stains? Your dad doesn’t understand the difference between serving C*nt and being a C*unt? Put on the Twilight soundtrack and go on your hot girl walk, because you’re about to go on a wild ride.
THE STORY
This is a one person show, told by an ensemble cast. The show follows our (some-what unreliable) narrator as they process the end of a ‘situationship’. This is our surface story, and at first we think this is a classic tale of lost love. But as we continue following the narrator’s thoughts we discover that the loss of their Oxford reject lover is more than your average breakup.
This is a show about how we process. It’s about the joy of female friendships. It’s about love, and the absence of it. This makes it sound dramatic and serious, it’s not, or at least it’s not all the time. It’s silly and it’s playful and I want to fill it with joy.
Clam Chowder Cunts is a play written by Robyn Faye, currently in the early stages of development. It was first performed as part of CHAOS II with Long Night Productions for three sold out nights at The Union Theatre, Waterloo.